1.) Male: Haven't I seen you some place before?
Female: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
2.)Male: Is this seat empty?
Female: Yes, and mine will be if you sit down.
3.)Male: Your place or mine?
Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go mine.
4.)Male: So, what do you do for a living.
Female: I'm a female impersonator.
5.)Male: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Female: DO NOT ENTER.
6.)Male: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Female: Unfertilized.
7.)Male: Your body's like a temple
Female: Sorry, there are no services today.
8.)Male: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Female: But would you please stay there?
9.)Male: If I saw you naked, I'd die happy.
Female: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.