Top 10 ways to annoy an elf

10) Cut off their hair.  (Wait...from where...?)

9) Call them a pervy dwarf fancier.  (Yes...I know...bad images...)

8) Take away their bow and arrows.  (Hey, that would annoy any elf!)

7) Take away their sword and/or daggers.  (Of course that would make any male a bit angry...if you get my meaning.)

6) Call them a dwarf.  (Nope...not gonna say it...not gonna say it...oh I have to say it!  No elf could be that small!  Ok...I said it.)

5) Put them in a small, dark, and in-closed area. (Sorry girls; no go.)

4) Put them in the same room with a dwarf. (Actually, they would be more terrified then mad...if you think about it.  But then again that would terriffy me too.)

3) Take away their hair gel, shampoo, and all hygiene products.  (I wonder if they have to use zit cream...)

2) Tell them that they have bad taste in fashion?

1) Say that men (aka Aragorn) are better looking than elfs. (aka Legolas)